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Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Barabsi's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.
For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died.
If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels!
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Hello!
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
Hello!
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
The worst crimes were dared by a few, willed by more and tolerated by all.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.
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Hello!
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Hello!
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Hello!
Hello!
I am not young enough to know everything.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
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I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Hello!
Hello!
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
Aloha!
Why don't you write books people can read?
Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
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C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.
Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do whether it is correct or not.
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.